Are you tired of the bored expression on your best latex, blow-up "buddy"? Do you just want to smack his emotionless face and demand he at least pretend he's somewhat into it? Do you want to kick his tired functioning bottom out the door, and find yourself someone (cheap) who (you can pretend) really appreciates you (when you pull them out from under the bed)?Well, Ryan Conklin has provided a solution for you. He's provided a do-it-yourself replacement face that you can use to bring the sparks back to your plastic love life. Just print out this photo that Ryan has made and glue it on the head of your own "Harry", "Big John", or "Captain Pecker". For the price of a piece of photo paper, now everyone can have Ryan as their boy "toy".
For women, his expression says he's really excited about being your guy. For men, well, he's either really, really awestruck by your own inflation, or else really, really surprised by what's going on, as he starts to sober up.
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