People that come to this blog often arrive here by searching on terms that show that they are interested in knowing if and whom Ryan Conklin is dating. I don't really understand the fascination with the topic, but I can see that there are a lot of people who want to know about this. Well, Ryan has prepared a video message from Iraq that has answered the question, "Does Ryan have girlfriend?" Ryan said he gets a lot letters asking that from both women and men, and so he revealed that he does have a girlfriend and he let his fans know who it is.
His girlfriend's name is Carbie and she is actually with Ryan in Iraq. He showed her off in the video as he spoke about her. He said that she is wonderful and very good to him. On the subject of their compatibility, he says she jams not unlike Bob Marley.
Ryan then got really risqué when he said that sometimes he spanks her and that he would like to undress her right then before the camera. He explained that she let him do whatever he wanted to do with her (similar to most Ryan fans). He then gave her some woodpecker kisses. and proceeded to quickly expose all her naughty bits.
Ryan recorded his whole session with her. His hands were all over her, but it was clear that Ryan is not into any foreplay as he rapidly took care of business. It was actually kind of disappointing that he was "complete" in only a few seconds, as most people would rather that he be an all-nighter. But hey, you grab a few seconds of Ryan love wherever you can get it.
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Surprise! In the video Ryan explained that "Carbie" is not a girl - the name actually refers to his M4 carbine. This was a relief for me to know that Ryan hadn't really taken up with some floozy. I had gotten worried when my research found that "Carbie" has a reputation for stripping easily and for having a telescoping buttstock.
For an infantryman, there would be a lot of love for the weapon that takes care of him. Ryan showed how he felt about it with a tender touch and some heavy yanking on the charging handle. The kisses on the sight post were also sweet, and notable. I believe they are the first kisses by Ryan captured on any public video.
Will we see a video response from Baya Voce? Word has it that she mixes it up and gets in the groove with "Turnie" on Tuesday nights at Angels & Kings.
