Ryan Conklin told his new pal Chet in the Real World Brooklyn warehouse that he no longer has wet dreams. However, he confided that he wished that he still did. His primary reason was that it would allow him to lessen the exertion he places on his right hand, which he uses for frequent masturbation. Ryan has fond regard for the concept of wet dreams. He believes that if men could just push a button to experience one, that there would be no more working for a living. Ryan blithely described an alternate existence of relaxing, successive clicks on the O-button.
Chet had difficulty understanding how a guy could reach a climax during the short duration of a typical dream. Ryan, on the other hand, was uncertain how Chet could have a wet dream since he had never seen a va-jay-jay. Chet adamantly insisted that he had a good reference picture in his mind for enjoying impure thoughts; namely, a scene from Health class of the female anatomy disgorging a baby and an abundance of afterbirth.
This pronouncement by Chet curtailed Ryan's pleasant thoughts about any soon-at-hand self-help and prevented the happy ending the scene was rising towards.
