Ryan Is Puking Drunk

Ryan Real World BrooklynAfter the famous kiss between drag queen Peppermint and Ryan Conklin of The Real World Brooklyn, that same night Ryan, Chet Cannon, Baya Voce, Sarah Rice and JD Ordonez walked from the bar back to their vehicle. The most notable thing about the stroll was that Ryan was so drunk he could barely stumble along.

At some point before or at the car, Ryan hurled and had to sit outside the car for awhile. JD was concerned that the police might come by and arrest Ryan for public intoxication so he got Baya to help Ryan crawl inside. JD tried to help Ryan by offering him some paper towels, but Ryan pushed them away. Sarah tried to do God know's what by fingering Ryan's shoulder, but Ryan also pushed her away. Ryan told her to stop caressing him. It is impressive that while intoxicated Ryan's mental thesaurus could select "caressing" instead of just "touching".

Ryan Conklin's behavior with JD and Sarah is consistent with his known antipathy towards being treated as needing help. Even when he really needs it, he doesn't want people to treat him any differently than they would otherwise.

As they all drove away, Chet dolefully said that he felt bad for Ryan, for puking and for being kissed. Chet, Baya, and Sarah said Ryan wouldn't even remember being kissed. In response, Chet opened his mental thesaurus to a random page and arbitrarily selected the word "demoralizing" to describe how being kissed would make Ryan feel.

Sarah correctly pointed out that the story is only about Ryan's theatrics, that there is nothing notable about being kissed by a drag queen.